Never Cast A Stone at Angkor Wat

I have been to Angkor Wat several times, over the years. A new phenomenon is taking over the ancient stone temples.

On my last trip there, I was trying to beat the clock and catch the fabled sunset. Climbing up the near-vertical steps of the magnificent ruins, I felt both breathless and exhilarated.

The Ruins Of Angkor

The Ruins Of Angkor Wat

Halfway up, I even imagined myself as Angelina Jolie and wanted to adopt a Cambodian baby. Then, as I reached the peak, there were… well… a million other tourists already up there. That’s alright. I made it in time.

Suddenly, a macha shouted at me from above; “Dei! You from Malaysia ah?” Before I could even answer, another stranger (an elderly Chinese woman next to me) volunteered;  “Myself Ipoh Mali!” That’s sweet. Malaysians can sniff out a fellow Malaysian, wherever they may be.

Malaysia Mali!

Malaysia Mali!

With the advent of affordable air travel, Malaysians are flying directly to Siem Reap by the plane loads, thanks to another macha.   But most just stay for a night and never really explore the rest of the beautiful country. I will share with you some of my detours into unknown territory over the next few postings.

But if you are ever in Angkor Wat, remember this. Cast a stone and you’ll hit a Malaysian…

Twilight Zone

There I was. Driving on a country road, and minding my own business. There were deserted plantations all around me and I was half-expecting a tumbleweed to roll onto the road. Instead, my fantasising was disrupted by what looked like two bodies ahead. Cue the Twilight Zone theme…

Flattened Folks

Flattened Folks

It turned out to be two flattened overalls minus the human content. Maybe the flesh was sucked out by some aliens. I got down to investigate and finally found some Indonesian grass cutters having lunch behind a bush. They sheepishly explained they were caught in a storm and are now drying out their overalls.

But in the middle of a road? Maybe they wanted the passing cars to iron it…