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Spotted #1: The Hokkien Gym & More
The Hokkien gym, poodles get the best seat, a husband’s desire and more. ‘Spotted’ is the new photo series featuring random stuff that requires a second take…
The Hokkien Gym
Three girls spotted waiting for their take away-orders at the popular ‘Tawakal Hokkien Mee’ stall. Why not work out while the noodles are being cooked? To replenish burned calories and fat instantly, nothing beats the super oily, lard-laden dish 🙂
Poodles Get The Best Seat
With a bat in hand, two mongrels on a leash and a poodle in a pouch, this man in OUG goes for an evening stroll.
Do You Desire English Lessons?
This billboard on the highway sounds (looks) like broken English, at first glance. Maybe not. With a second look, it seems to be asking; Is your husband desiring you only as a baby-making machine? 🙂
Pure Klang
Do you sometimes wonder whether the Bak Kut Teh you ate was pure? Maybe it was contaminated with 8% Ipoh Road or diluted with 36% Pudu? No more such doubts. 100% Klang just moved out of Klang 🙂
The National Bonking Policy
During the turn of the century, a new phenomenon started taking shape in Malaysia. Dot com companies began advertising on the back of taxis. It was a sure sign that the companies were gunning for an IPO. Eight years on, the Ah Longs displaced the dot coms as the big spender on boot media.
Today, I’m glad to see a new breed of ads appearing on the back of our cabs. With our National Bonking Policy (a.k.a.70-million Population Policy) falling behind, our dutiful citizens are bonking at an intensified pace. Spouses are bonking other people’s spouses.
Honk Honk Bonk Bonk Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang
In case you are wondering, the url Catch Cheating Spouse.my re-directs to the established private investigation company, MVD International. According to the website, their chairman was the former Chief Assistant Director of the Special Investigation at CID Bukit Aman. Victims of the National Bonking Policy can now seek help…