Paris Oh Paris

With a bottle of wine and some cheese to nibble, I sat on the sidewalk cafe. Champs Elysees, cobbled roads and cozy museums… ahhhh the romance of Paris…

Ptui! A Chinese gentleman sitting next to me just spat out a fish bone. So much for my reminiscing. I am actually in the middle of crowded Paris, PJ.

The popular restaurant moved from a wobbly shack to the current spacious premises not too long ago. As always, the place is packed with customers in the evenings. Its food is not spectacular, and not so cheap anymore. Yet, you won’t be able to find an unoccupied table on most weekends. Why is that so?

Signature Dishes

Signature Dishes: Steamed Talapia In Peanut & Lard Sauce, Claypot Sea Cucumber With Seafood

Because, at Paris the food is served within 10 to 15 minutes, no matter how crowded they get. An army of cooks dish out your orders fast and furious. OK. So most of their signature dishes can be pre-cooked, you say. But there’s no place that can beat them when it comes to speed. Not even our so-called fast food restaurants.

Private Army

Private Army

What about ambience? What ambience? I think it was Paris who pioneered the fast turnround of tables by scooping everything off — plates, bowls, cutlery, leftovers — into the soiled plastic table cloth, right under your nose.

The service is mechanical and their operations military-like. While the food is only slightly above average, it remains consistent. There are no surprises, not even in the bill. When the check (eh, sorry; bill) arrives, the waiter even arms himself with exact change for whatever denomination you may spring out. It is all about speed and efficiency at Paris.

Paris Oh Paris…

For directions, see: MyCen Map of Restoran New Paris

The National Bonking Policy

During the turn of the century, a new phenomenon started taking shape in Malaysia. Dot com companies began advertising on the back of taxis. It was a sure sign that the companies were gunning for an IPO. Eight years on, the Ah Longs displaced the dot coms as the big spender on boot media.

Today, I’m glad to see a new breed of ads appearing on the back of our cabs. With our National Bonking Policy (a.k.a.70-million Population Policy) falling behind, our dutiful citizens are bonking at an intensified pace. Spouses are bonking other people’s spouses.

Cheating Spouses

Honk Honk Bonk Bonk Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang

In case you are wondering, the url Catch Cheating Spouse.my re-directs to the established private investigation company, MVD International. According to the website, their chairman was the former Chief Assistant Director of the Special Investigation at CID Bukit Aman. Victims of the National Bonking Policy can now seek help…

A Whole New World

In Malaysia, a whole new world is evolving without computers and networks. A world where people fulfill their needs off a wall. For many netizens, it is easy to forget that our country is progressing along just fine without online classifieds, forums or auctions.

The Wall

The Great Wall Of Malaysia

While there may be no fees or posting rules, there is a powerful moderator. Mother Nature will see to it that the messages expire on time, every time.

See also my observations from year 2003: Add Ad Anywhere & Penang: Pearl Jammed